Da Vinci Code, The²⁰⁰⁶

Sin Diego.

God's hand, my foot.

Palm springs.

From Boca to Coca.

Cheating footballer becomes blimp.

Hand, appetite of God.

Hand of God-umentary.

Fabulous footballer finds fatness.

Maradonut.

Maradona, God share hand.

Hand of God? Dog.

Top footballer endorses coke.

Maradona's Greatest Hits.

Maradona's pretty handy.

Maradona's soc-umentary.

Maradona: papa should've preached.

Soccer cheat eats, eats.

Footy. Fatty.

Maradona gives GUTSy performance.

Maradona: material boy.

Argentina's shiner.

Maradona blows up.

Drugged-up Argentine dribbles.