Braveheart¹⁹⁹⁵

Sparrow is my co-pirate.

Good Will Sailing.

When zombie pirates attack.

Knightley eventually licks seamen.

Beau and Sparrow.

Black pearl, gold teeth.

Swan dive for Swann.

Depp gives staggering performance.

Knightley gets Pearl necklace.

Ride predates the movie.

Depp's tour of booty.

Swashbuckling violence and Gore.

Legolas In Sea Battle.

Keira, Orlando: animatronic performances.

Ghastly pirates plunder Knightley.

Sparrow sinking. Steals unblinking.

Pillage of the damned.

Barbossa has no guts.

Depp. Bloom. Doubloons.

Pirates want Swann's booty.

Swash. Buckle. Some swish.

Elf gets new hairdo.

Depp channels Keith Richards.