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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

United States

Posted - 24/05/2019 :  02:28:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
This one is big. Really big.

Dig up the dirt on

John C. Holmes

Wiki / IMDb

Long, stiff and deep.


Judging from the entries below,

this will be hard.

Edited by - MguyX on 25/05/2019 21:54:38

lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 24/05/2019 :  05:57:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Welcum, says St. Peter
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Corduroy Pillow 
"It's a punderful life"

Canada

Posted - 24/05/2019 :  07:06:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Funeral Holmes
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

United Kingdom

Posted - 24/05/2019 :  10:59:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

12 under.


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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Guernsey

Posted - 26/05/2019 :  15:10:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I shot my Wadd.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 27/05/2019 :  23:47:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time. Votes might not get counted until 9.00pm Thursday FWFR time
You must vote on FWTOs in this list.

Send your votes to lemmycaution - click here and click on "Send Message".

Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list.

You can see ALL previous entries, winners, and a comparison list of all FWTO and FWPT winners in the downloadable file here. It'll be updated on an irregular basis. Big thanks to Cheese_Ed for compiling the spreadsheet.

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!










John Holmes
FWTOs so far:


Long, stiff and deep - MguyX
Welcum, says St. Peter - lemmycaution
Funeral Holmes - Corduroy Pillow
12 under - [matt]
I shot my Wadd - Cheese Ed














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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 30/05/2019 :  19:37:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
John C. Holmes now been obituarised.

Voting has now closed and the votes counted, 5 entries and 5 voters. The competition was stiff.

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In third place with a total of 7 points (3112)
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Long, stiff and deep - MguyX
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In second place with a total of 8 points (2231)
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12 under - [matt]
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And the winner, with a total of 9 points (1233)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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For this week's worthy winner
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Funeral Holmes - Corduroy Pillow
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Congratulations to Corduroy Pillow for picking up her 103rd FWTO win.


You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.






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Corduroy Pillow 
"It's a punderful life"

Canada

Posted - 31/05/2019 :  05:52:39  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Thank you! New victim coming up
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