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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"

Guernsey

Posted - 03/04/2020 :  05:37:28  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jason Statham


WIKI




The Italian Swab.

Chris C 
"Four words, never backwards."

Posted - 03/04/2020 :  10:41:18  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
He was expendable

Edited by - Chris C on 03/04/2020 10:41:48
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[matt] 
"Cinemattic."

United Kingdom

Posted - 03/04/2020 :  13:11:51  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

The Transfuser



Edited by - [matt] on 03/04/2020 22:24:47
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 03/04/2020 :  23:51:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Argonauts left in Chaos
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 04/04/2020 :  00:11:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Statham stayed home.

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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

United States

Posted - 04/04/2020 :  03:41:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Morgue

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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

United States

Posted - 04/04/2020 :  17:37:23  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Winner of Death Race.
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"

Canada

Posted - 04/04/2020 :  20:45:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ghosts of SARS
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RockGolf 
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."

Canada

Posted - 07/04/2020 :  16:28:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ran low on adreniline
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 08/04/2020 :  04:36:49  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Voting closes 9.00pm Wednesday FWFR time. Votes might not get counted until 9.00pm Thursday FWFR time
You must vote on FWTOs in this list.

Send your votes to lemmycaution - click here and click on "Send Message".

Use inspiration from any source, but it must be related to the subject.
Winning FWTOs from previous rounds cannot be used again.
Entries are welcome from any FWFR members.


Only one entry per person as per The Blevins Rule.
You can only post your alternatives after the results have been announced.

If you want an idea of what type of FWTO wins, click here to see the previous winners list.

You can see ALL previous entries, winners, and a comparison list of all FWTO and FWPT winners in the downloadable file here. It'll be updated on an irregular basis. Big thanks to Cheese_Ed for compiling the spreadsheet.

You do not have to enter an FWTO to vote. Vote away. It'll be like a lurker vote!


Before sending votes, please read the Rules on voting.



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Voting is as follows:

3 points Tom
2 points Dick
1 point Harry

not

1) Tom
2) Dick
3) Harry

Your votes will only be counted if sent in the 3,2,1 format.
Any votes received that the 6 votes are spread out like 2,2,2 or 3,1,1,1 etc will not be counted.
The 3 vote non-voting penalty will also apply.

Don't be a Tosser and forget to vote!

Also, please make sure that your username or initials are either in the subject line or body of your message when you vote. Thanks!!!










Jason Statham
FWTOs so far:

The Italian Swab. - Cheese Ed
He was expendable - Chris C
The Transfuser - [matt]
Argonauts left in Chaos - lemmycaution
Statham stayed home. -BaftaBaby
The Morgue - TitanPa
Winner of Death Race. - MguyX
Ghosts of SARS - Corduroy Pillow
Ran low on adreniline - RockGolf








Sorry about the username confusion (if anyone noticed). Should be OK now.









Edited by - lemmycaution on 08/04/2020 05:14:57
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"

United States

Posted - 08/04/2020 :  20:34:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I Cranked out a vote

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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

United States

Posted - 09/04/2020 :  17:57:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I voted while hanging outside a speeding car and shooting at a fleeing criminal who was taking off in an airplane!
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 10/04/2020 :  00:16:29  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by MguyX

I voted while hanging outside a speeding car and shooting at a fleeing criminal who was taking off in an airplane!

and social distancing all the while!
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"

Canada

Posted - 10/04/2020 :  00:43:33  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Jason Statham has now been obituarised.

Voting has now closed and the votes counted, 9 entries and 7 voters

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In third place with a total of 8 points (332)
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The Italian Swab. - Cheese Ed
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In second place with a total of 9 points (3321)
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Ghosts of SARS - Corduroy Pillow
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And the winner, with a total of 13 points (333211)
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Please be upstanding
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Make some noise people
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For this week's worthy winner
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Winner of Death Race. - MguyX
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Congratulations to Mguyx for picking up his 11th FWTO win.


You are now free to post any alternative FWTOs you may have.









Edited by - lemmycaution on 10/04/2020 00:44:39
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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"

United States

Posted - 10/04/2020 :  03:58:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ho, lee, shucks! Thank you!! Stand back: there's another dead one on the way.
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