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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/08/2006 : 02:27:31
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR! 
VOTING RULES - Voting closes NOON Wednesday FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 1 POINT � FWTO # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. 
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/08/2006 : 02:28:12
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS -- ROUND 2
#13 Gabriel Byrne
�Byrne in hell.� -- Conan the Westy
#14 Arnold Schwarzenegger
�He won't be back.� -- sbudgie
#15 Sean Connery
�Sean Coronary.� -- benj clews
#16 Anthony Hopkins
�Met Joe Black.� -- sbudgie
#17 Barbra Streisand
�You're dead, Mother Focker.� -- Cheese_Ed
#18 Alec Baldwin
�Alec's in Wonderland.� -- Corduroy Pillow
#19 Madonna
�Get into the grave.� -- thefoxboy
#20 Charles Bronson
�The Magnificent Six.� -- bife
#21 Jim Carrey
�Somebody stopped him.� -- Corduroy Pillow
#22 Julie Andrews
�Supercalifragilistic-expired-and-malodorous.� -- Wheelz
#23 Burt Reynolds
�One harmed Bandit.� -- benj clews
#24 John Travolta
�Pulse: fiction.� -- Corduroy Pillow
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/08/2006 : 07:24:16
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What did I tell you about voting eary and often? Been here, done this (again).
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Edited by - ChocolateLady on 06/08/2006 08:47:41 |
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Cheese_Ed  "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 06/08/2006 : 13:37:57
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Voting is what I'm here four. |
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bife  "Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 06/10/2006 : 08:09:22
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voted :) |
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Conan The Westy  "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
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Posted - 06/10/2006 : 08:58:25
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Voted but not for myself. [19] |
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/14/2006 : 15:24:51
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ROUND #2 RESULTS
11 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 6 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 3RD DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #2, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 8 VOTES
�Supercalifragilistic-expired-and-malodorous.� -- Wheelz ( #22 Julie Andrews )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,2) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #2, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 10 VOTES EACH
�Byrne in hell.� -- Conan the Westy ( #13 Gabriel Byrne)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,2,1)
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�Pulse: fiction.� -- Corduroy Pillow ( #24 John Travolta )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,2,2,1,1,1,1) . . . . . . . . . . AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #2 OF THE FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS  WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,2,2,1) FOR A TOTAL OF 14 VOTES . . . . . . . . . . A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE VICTOR . . . . . . . . . . AND A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE� IT�S
�Get into the grave.� -- thefoxboy ( #19 Madonna )
CONGRATULATIONS thefoxboy! YOU�VE MADE THE FINAL FOUR!!! FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (A CONFESSION OR EULOGY PERHAPS?) THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO COME!
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thefoxboy  "Four your eyes only."
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Posted - 06/14/2006 : 22:55:45
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I am not confessing to being a Madonna fan. 
Thanks all, I was not expecting this victory. Tho I was confident on FWPT round 2 .  Nice double to get. 
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 06/15/2006 : 00:20:42
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Oh no! Looking through this list, they don't seem familiar at all... that's because it's the first time I've seen this thread. Which means I didn't vote. Because voting on five competitions per week (not to mention FYCTH) is more than my small brain can handle.
Right, I'll make a concerted effort to vote in all five this week. But it's so easy to forget one. 
Oh well, the three that won here are the three that I would've voted for, in that order.  |
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