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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/29/2006 : 05:21:20
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t fill them� they�re already spread!
- The FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWPT for a previous �porn star�, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks... er, maybe I should rephrase that!). 
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD PORNO TITLE OF THE YEAR! 
VOTING RULES - Voting closes NOON Wednesday FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the �porn star�. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12) 2 POINTS � FWPT # (1-12) 1 POINT � FWPT # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll strangle a penguin. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner.  |
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 06/29/2006 : 05:21:30
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS �- ROUND 4
#37 Jack Black
�The School of Cock.� - - SoS
#38 Angelina Jolie
�Fister in Mrs Smith.� - - Se�n
#39 Looney Tunes
�Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� - - Lindsey K
#40 Ben Affleck
�Chafing Amy.� - - Lindsey K
#41 Matthew Broderick
�Inspect Her Gadget.� - - Falken
#42 Richard Gere
�Run! A Gay Bride.� - - TitanPa
#43 Walt Disney
�Cherry Poppins.� - - Warzonkey
#44 Helena Bonham Carter
�Wet Carter.� - - bife
#45 Keanu Reeves
�Fillin' Ted's Excrement Indenture.� - - Cheese_Ed
#46 Billy Bob Thornton
�Pushing it in.� - - duh
#47 Scarlett Johansson
�Three Legged Freaks.� - - Warzonkey
#48 Jackie Chan
�Drunken Master(bator).� - - Cheese_Ed
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ChocolateLady  "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/29/2006 : 07:17:36
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Yes, well... |
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Sean  "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/02/2006 : 12:20:32
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There ya go, Mr Falken. Assuming that my votes are the FWFR votes you're waiting for I thought I'd put some meat back on your skull.  |
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Falken  "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/05/2006 : 15:54:25
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ROUND #4 RESULTS
6 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 3 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3RD "POSITION" FOR ROUND #4, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 4 VOTES EACH
�Chafing Amy.� - - Lindsey K (#40 Ben Affleck )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,1,1)
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�Fillin' Ted's Excrement Indenture.� - - Cheese_Ed (#45 Keanu Reeves )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,1,1) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2ND "POSITION" FOR ROUND #4, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 6 VOTES
�Pushing it in.� - - duh (#46 Billy Bob Thornton )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3) . . . . . . . . . . AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #4 OF THE FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS  WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3) FOR A TOTAL OF 9 VOTES . . . . . . . . . . A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE PORNOLIZER . . . . . . . . . . AND A TETANUS SHOT FOR THE PORN STAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IN 1ST "POSITION" IT�S...
�Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� - - Lindsey K ( #39 Looney Tunes ) CONGRATULATIONS Lindsey K ! YOU�VE MADE IT TO THE FINAL FOUR!!! FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (CONFESS YOUR SINS... OR SHOW OFF YOUR LUCKY RABBIT�S 1� ?!? ) THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO CUM!
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