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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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 Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:47:17
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
 FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES
- Voting closes NOON FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12)
2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12)
1 POINT � FWTO # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:47:30
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#49 Michael Caine
Dirty Rotting Scoundrel. - - Se�n
#50 William Shakespeare
Kingdom for a hearse. - - duh
#51 Robert Duvall
Embalm in the morning. - - Se�n
#52 Morgan Freeman
Organ-free Man. - - StaLean
#53 Christopher Walken
Dead Man Walken. - - StaLean
#54 Sarah Michelle Gellar
She's All Splat. - - Se�n
#55 Kelly Preston
Preston peace. - - Cheese_Ed
#56 Sigourney Weaver
R.I.P.ley. - - Cheese_Ed
#57 Robert Redford
The Hearse Whisperer. - - duh
#58 Vincent D'Onofrio
Full Metal Casket. - - Wheelz
#59 Danny DeVito
Death and "Taxi". - - Corduroy Pillow
#60 Angelina Jolie
Entombed raider. - - Markandlain
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 18:04:39
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| This tournament goes on fourever, but I voted anyway |
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 18:43:11
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| A river of tears! |
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 06:59:36
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Voted. 
Tough round. I wanted to vote for all of them.  |
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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 07:22:25
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 18:27:14
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I'm in shock! Somebody hand me my first Balashi (3 days to go)
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/16/2006 : 10:40:38
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I'm confused. Who won this round? Where have the winners been posted?  |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/16/2006 : 11:06:59
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I must have deleted the wrong post the other day... 
FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II ROUND #1 RESULTS
CLOSE ROUND THIS WEEK, THE VOTES WERE REALLY SPREAD OUT.
8 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 4 LURKERS 
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CHARGED WITH 3RD DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 6 VOTES
Full Metal Casket. - - Wheelz (#58 Vincent D'Onofrio)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3)
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CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #1, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 7 VOTES
Dirty Rotting Scoundrel. - - Se�n (#49 Michael Caine)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,1,1 )
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AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #1 OF THE FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II
WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,2)
FOR A TOTAL OF 8 VOTES
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A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE VICTOR
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AND A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIM
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CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE� IT�S
R.I.P.ley. - - Cheese_Ed ( #56 Sigourney Weaver )
CONGRATULATIONS Cheese_Ed! YOU�VE MADE THE FINAL FOUR!!!
FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (A CONFESSION OR EULOGY PERHAPS?)
THEN SIT TIGHT AND ENJOY YOUR VACATION, THERE�S MORE TO COME!
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