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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:50:14
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES - Voting closes NOON FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12) 1 POINT � FWTO # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten.
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:50:27
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#73 Steve Martin Well exhuuuuuuume meeee! - - damalc
#74 Eddie Murphy Beverly Hills Corpse. - - Puzzgal
#75 Reese Witherspoon Reesently Deceased. - - SoS
#76 Dan Aykroyd On mission to God. - - Rockgolf
#77 James Bond Never seen ever again. - - benj clews #78 Rip Torn Unable to mend Rip. - - Falken
#79 Sylvester Stallone Rocky, bye baby.- - Corduroy Pillow #80 Drew Barrymore Poison I.V. - - StaLean
#81 Superman Crypt Tonight. - - Falken
#82 Paris Hilton 1 Knife in Paris. - - Se�n
#83 Ziyi Zhang Memorials of a Geisha. - - Nate
#84 Russell Crowe D.O.A. Confidential. - - EvilAndy |
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/20/2006 : 00:31:00
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Fourst to vote. |
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/24/2006 : 14:17:12
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Shame... |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/26/2006 : 13:40:07
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II ROUND #3 RESULTS
8 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 4 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 3RD DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #3, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 5 VOTES EACH
Never seen ever again. - - benj clews ( #77 James Bond)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,1,1,1)
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Rocky, bye baby.- - Corduroy Pillow ( #79 Sylvester Stallone)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #3, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 9 VOTES
Crypt Tonight. - - Falken ( #81 Superman) (VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,2,1) . . . . . . . . . . AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #3 OF THE FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,2,1) FOR A TOTAL OF 15 VOTES . . . . . . . . . . A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE VICTOR . . . . . . . . . . AND A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE� IT�S
Well exhuuuuuuume meeee! - - damalc ( #73 Steve Martin)
CONGRATULATIONS damalc ! YOU�VE MADE THE FINAL FOUR!!! FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (A CONFESSION OR EULOGY PERHAPS?) THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO COME!
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