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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 09/21/2006 : 14:55:58
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES - Voting closes WEDNESDAY at NOON FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-4) 2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-4) 1 POINT � FWTO # (1-4)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten.
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 09/21/2006 : 14:56:42
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ROUND #1 Sigourney Weaver "R.I.P.ley." - - Cheese_Ed
ROUND #2 Faye Dunaway "Fayetality." - - Corduroy Pillow
ROUND #3 Steve Martin "Well exhuuuuuuume meeee!" - - damalc
ROUND #4 Halle Berry "Storm has passed." - - Falken
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 09/22/2006 : 09:44:18
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Voted! |
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 09/27/2006 : 00:11:24
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Yikes, I only just saw this. Perhaps it needs some promotion.
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bife "Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 09/27/2006 : 04:30:12
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quote: Originally posted by Se�n
Yikes, I only just saw this.
Voted.
Me too and me too |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 09/27/2006 : 06:55:51
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Yeah, I think I'll keep the voting window open for another week...
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damalc "last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 10/03/2006 : 17:06:13
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i had no idea i was in the final four. i hadn't played any of the games lately. so my belated thanks to my fellow fwiffers, movie makers, especially the people behind all the great films coming out of Korea, and of course benj, the godfather. he spent his whole life trying not to be careless. women and children can be careless. but not benj. and thanks to you guys up in the balcony. (WE LOVE U, DAMALC!) i love you too.
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Edited by - damalc on 10/03/2006 21:15:49 |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 10/04/2006 : 16:14:44
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II FINAL FOUR RESULTS
8 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING erm... 5 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 3RD DEGREE MURDER IN THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 9 VOTES
Halle Berry "Storm has passed." - - Falken
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,1,1) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER FOR THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 13 VOTES
Faye Dunaway "Fayetality." - - Corduroy Pillow
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,2,2,1,1,1) . . . . . . . . . . AND THE WINNER OF THE FOUR WORD TASTLESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR 2005-06 WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,3,2,2) FOR A TOTAL OF 19 VOTES . . . . . . . . . . A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE VICTOR . . . . . . . . . . AND A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIM . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE� IT�S
Steve Martin "Well exhuuuuuuume meeee!" - - damalc
CONGRATULATIONS damalc! YOU�VE WON THE
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damalc "last watched: Sausage Party"
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Posted - 10/04/2006 : 17:30:36
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i'm speechless!
actually no, i've got plenty to say, but in the spirit of fwfr, i'll keep it brief. i'm so honored. that fwto is the only winner i've had. now i just hope i don't do a Marisa Tomei/Cuba Gooding Jr. and make crap for the rest of my career. thanks all. |
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