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mampers11 
"Lazy Lebowski Loses Rug"
Posted - 10/15/2006 :  15:10:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Ok people, lets do a Haiku on Kevin Smith's debut, Clerks.

Randall and Dante
Works In A Quik Stop. Caitlin
Bree Shags A Dead Dude.

Dont know if that is good or not, but pm me if that does not sound right.





Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
Posted - 10/15/2006 :  17:57:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
mampers
Randall and Dante
Works In A Quik Stop. Caitlin
Bree Shags A Dead Dude.

Sludge
Jay and Silent Bob
spark their own cult following
...by sparking a "Jay"

Montgomery
Hockey, loiterers,
corpse in bathroom girlfriend fucks,
on Dante's day off.

Basselope
Dante and Randal
sell cigarettes to minors,
crash a dead man's wake.

Ali
Dante's disgruntled,
For he's not even supposed
To be there today.

StaLean
Jay feels good today--
Must fuck anything that moves.
Caitlin plumbs cold john.

Turrell
Dante sells kids smokes.
Slackers shutter stores early
for rooftop hockey.
Edited by - Sludge on 11/03/2006 18:55:32
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
Posted - 10/18/2006 :  16:56:47  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Hockey, loiterers,
corpse in bathroom girlfriend fucks,
on Dante's day off.


EM :)
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Basselope 
""Welcome to Fantasy Island!""
Posted - 10/20/2006 :  01:07:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dante and Randal
sell cigarettes to minors,
crash a dead man's wake.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
Posted - 10/27/2006 :  21:52:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Call a vote?
Edited by - Sludge on 10/27/2006 21:53:13
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."
Posted - 10/31/2006 :  14:12:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dante's disgruntled,
For he's not even supposed
To be there today.
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
Posted - 10/31/2006 :  16:18:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Clerks

Jay feels good today--
Must fuck anything that moves.
Caitlin plumbs cold john.
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
Posted - 10/31/2006 :  22:43:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Dante sells kids smokes.
Slackers shutter stores early
for rooftop hockey.
Edited by - turrell on 10/31/2006 22:43:38
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
Posted - 11/03/2006 :  18:57:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Okay, it's definitely a contest now. Please vote or re-vote by messaging me in this format by username:

3 points - your favorite
2 points - your next favorite
1 point - your third favorite

Votes received from Basselope & Mampers.

Need to hear from Sludge, Monty, Ali, Stalean, Turrell & lurkers.
Edited by - Sludge on 11/03/2006 18:59:49
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
Posted - 11/03/2006 :  22:43:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I voted 17 times.
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Montgomery 
"F**k!"
Posted - 11/06/2006 :  21:49:46  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Voted, then checked the john for dead guys.

EM :)
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Ali 
"Those aren't pillows."
Posted - 11/07/2006 :  10:35:01  Show Profile  Reply with Quote

I've also voted.
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
Posted - 11/07/2006 :  18:58:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
RESULTS for Movie Haiku #44: Clerks

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Third most popular Clerks haiku, receiving
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Monty (3 2 1 1)
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Second best Clerks haiku, with
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Turrell & Ali (both 3 2 2 1)
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First prize for Clerks
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Edging by the rest of the slack pack with
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STALEAN
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Jay feels good today--
Must fuck anything that moves.
Caitlin plumbs cold john.
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Your prize: The day off. No, really.
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StaLean, the hockey stick has been passed to you. Please select a film for Movie Haiku #45. Make sure it was NOT a film from previous rounds.


EVERYONE, you are now free to post any alternative Haiku you may have.
Edited by - Sludge on 11/08/2006 15:18:44
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
Posted - 11/08/2006 :  15:11:41  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

I have to run and vote for real, and the only person yet to vote here is me so I'll have an announcement in a few hours.

Sludge

Did the vile "chad" hold up your votes, Sludge?
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Sludge 
"Charlie Don't Serf!"
Posted - 11/08/2006 :  15:19:26  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry, I smashed up a Diebold machine and was delayed...
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
Posted - 11/08/2006 :  15:30:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Sludge

Sorry, I smashed up a Diebold machine and was delayed...


I used to work for Diebold in Europe, never met anyone outside of the US who has heard of them. Of course, we didn't build voting machines for anyone outside of the US, maybe that explains it ....


Edit: And next round, I need a film I know, I only get to play about once every three rounds, 'cos my movie knowledge seems to be too poor to play more often
Edited by - bife on 11/08/2006 15:31:50
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