Notes: In "Desperado" El Mariachi is back for revenge. In "The Limey" Terence Stamp goes on a killing spree to avenge his daughter's death. The 2002 "Time Machine" was the second big-screen adaptation of Wells' story. In "The Queen" Michael Sheen plays Tony Blair.
Four new Spoilers all Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
How can a plot point that is available for a film not out yet be a spoiler?
It's a spoiler because an actor (dancer) leaked this out to the press. He was told he may never work again by the director's agent. His scene may also be cut.
Imagine that these five are circus freaks. Gasp at their grotesqueness! Shudder at their sliminess! Tickle their unnatural beards and massage their vestigal tails!
Replace "these five" with "these three," and you have my standard chat-up line.
Um, you're scaring me. Not as much as the girls you chat up though I imagine.
Let's get this right - you were the eponymous "Naked Witch" but you didn't play a witch and you weren't naked?
I'm cancelling my DVD order right now!
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The original title was The Naked Temptress. And I wasn't naked in that, either
I did, however, have to act having a miscarriage when I'm banished from the 19th century fishing village. For the baby, we used a supermarket frozen chicken. It was a black and white film, and for blood, we used Hershey's syrup.
How many women do you know who can [honestly] report they've given birth to a chocolate covered chicken on the beach?!
If that isn't worth a DVD order - there's no justice!
I did, however, have to act having a miscarriage when I'm banished from the 19th century fishing village. For the baby, we used a supermarket frozen chicken. It was a black and white film, and for blood, we used Hershey's syrup.
The same stuff used on Janet Leigh in PSYCHO, you black-and-white babe!