Tea With Mussolini¹⁹⁹⁹

Jude visits Julia's opening.

80 minutes... four score.

Four bedding. Anna funereal.

Natalie steals stiff's name.

Lovers split, Portman splits.

Love quadrangle's against Law.

Law gives Clive boner.

London wolves in Americans.

Marber's fourplay.

Portman strips for Nichols.

Putting on Ayres.

Screwing for Nichols.

Portman. Owen. Poles apart.

Julia cheats, shags husband.

Portman displays pink, hair.

Portman parades pert posterior.

Nichol's quartet really swings.

Clever Clive breaks Law.

Roberts 'Sleeping with Everyone'.

Law gets Owen laid.

Runaround Bride.

Julia loves camera, man.

Brits shag American slags.