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Ministry's Umbridge at Hogwarts.

Snape deconstructs Harry.

Luna sees.

Prophecy predicts Voldemort showdown.

Deathly Sirius.

Snuffles snuffs it.

Sirius bodily harm.

Bellatrix dislikes Godfather.

Evanna has 'Loony' role.

Voldermort 0 Harry V.

Schoolmistress 'hems' students in.

Dumbledore dumped; Umbridge upped.

Voldemort duels Dumbledore, tied.

Harry's dad tormented Snape.

Umbridge tortures scheming students.

Umbridge finds forests Centaur.

Fudge isn't so sweet.

Dumbledore faces early retirement.

Not more bloody lines!

Hagrid has BIG brother.

Bellatrix NOT for kids.

Sirius dies, Harry cries.

Harry forms DA club.