Zombieland²⁰⁰⁹

Brooks shields daughter.

William Hurts Costner's ego.

Earl Brooks no opposition.

Serial Costner.

Kevin can blade.

$5m for 'Smith'? Bargain!

Demi has hot toyboy.

Two Faces of Costner.

Daughter inherits family business.

Hurt whispers chill Costner.

William hurts Costner's conscience.

Costner Hurts Cook.

'Moore' Marg, less Demi.

Costner 'Cooks' and 'Hurts'.

Costner 'Cooks' Dane's goose.

Detective Demi chases Costner.

Dane -- urine trouble.

Thumbprint killer fingers Cook.

Kevins Costner.

Thumbprint killer retires.

Wannabe killer pees himself.

Assassin accesses AlAnon's assistance.

Silent Costner mentors groupie.