Apocalypse, The²⁰⁰²

Type hos.

Shorthand makes it longer.

Unclad-ministrative assistants.

Secretaries work long, hard.

Sexretaries.

Working 6 to 9.

Can't type? Who cares.

Typist gets bum unwrap.

Secretareolas.

Three holes 'punched'.

Work itself is NSFW.

Bosses bone business babes.

'Bosses Day' cums often.

Secretarts.

Orifice Space.

Secretaries ready for dicktation.

Executive ASSistants.

Suck-retaries.

Bare ass-istants.

Quite fetching, fetching files.

Office polished dicks.

Secretaries get it out.

Taking more than memos.