Dinner, The¹⁹⁹⁸

Shaken Knott stirred.

Don Knotts, loose cannon.

Support your lo-cal gunfighter.

Knotts's f-funny W-w-w-western.

Knotts extracts 'Paleface' plot.

Knotts' hand-shake reveals cowardice.

Shaky shoots, wife kills.

Knotts is rootin', tootin'.

Shaking in his boots.

'Bad Penny' shoots good.

Shaky Knotts shoots Kid.

Dentist pulls Bad Penny.

nerve? / never!

Dentist's Knott skilled gunslinger.

Knotts, plus colossus Rhoades.

Knotts is unlikely gunslinger.