Sex O'Clock News, The¹⁹⁸⁴

Our topless story tonight...

This Just In.

Female newscasters give head(lines).

Penetrating journalism.

Foxy News Channel.

'Tits' just in...

Bang-up broadcast.

Commentators muff their lines.

Broadcast nudes.

Bad news bares.

Good news bares.

News flash-er.

Six O'Clock Nudes.

Sex is news!

Talking head?

Newsbreeders.

Broadflasht.

From the nudes desk.

News makes comedians skit-tish.

Fucks News.

Reports the hole story.

Wankerman.

Contraceptive episodic news satire.