Craft, The¹⁹⁹⁶

Batgirl: Clueless; Batman: Clooney.

Clooney: wholly shit, Batman.

Box office Poison Ivy.

Arnie freezes franchise.

Arnie cold, Clooney bored.

Holy series killer, George!

Ivy creeps into Wayne.

Clooney befouls the cowl.

Ahnuld gives frozen performance.

Worst bat since Ozzy.

Uma not Ivy league.

Mr Freeze = Mr Stupid.

Batgirl's Clueless.

Uma plants a kiss.

Alicia goes batty.

Freeze fits stiff Schwarzenegger.

Homoerotic bat-costume has nipples.

Arnie: A Chillin' Villain.

Batman needs Weed Whacker.

Dynamic Doo-Doo.

Prison Ivy.

Schumacher slays superhero series.

Schwarzenegger Freezes, Fries.