Diary Of A Chambermaid¹⁹⁶⁴

Willie wants re-membering.

Penis From Heaven.

Dong of the Dead.

Member is heaven sent.

Heaven's missing a penis.

Second cuming.

3 inch f*cker kills.

Dead head.

Dawn Of The Head.

Mr. Willie spits back.

Cock fighting.

Penis gets offed, eventually.

Three inches deep-sixed.

Zombie penis: Dead meat.

Woody fly? Willie die?

Penis rises (from dead).

A lean res-erection.

Three inch nails.

Power tool gets returned.

Stiffy stiff tiffs.

Dead penis wants burying.

Overcoming: Lifeless penis problem.

Dead and boner'd.