The Even Greater Dane

Objective

You're a gloomy student, sad about life at university in Wittenburg (you should be, you're thirty), and sad about the looming responsibility coming with your future naming as the new King of Denmark. And now there's news that a snake has bitten your dear old warrior father and that you have to head home to Elsinore. Problem: your skeezy uncle Claudius has married your mum (WTF) and taken the throne for himself (?!). On top of all of this, your drinking buddies (the ones who aren't trying to dob you in for being crazy) have seen the ghost of your father, ready to give out news. Put on an antic disposition, keep your girlfriend away from streams, and review all versions of 'Hamlet' in the FWFR database. An extension of demonic's excellent select Hamlets accolade.