Jakob The Liar¹⁹⁹⁹

Willem Dafoe's darkest Peru.

Laura loves Caged robber.

Dafoe, Fenn lose heads.

Mom hires son-in-law's hitman.

Sailor doesn't go straight.

Dern good Cage movie.

Sailor on road trip.

Snakeskin 'Wizard Of Oz'.

Dern as Dorothy.

Dern undressed, Cage unhinged.

Cage offends homosexuals Elvisly.

Cage emulates former father-in-law.

Dern hotter than asphalt.

Dafoe touches Dern inappropriately.

Sailor runs from Peru.

Faggots rattle Nicolas's cage.

Sailor flees Cape Fear.

Dern'd good 'Heart'.

Run Lula, sailor, run.

Hunted Sailor's Californian trip.

Cage's Sailor escapes Dafoe.

Sailor: Caged Elvis.

Dafoe's villain dentally challenged.