Coco Before Chanel²⁰⁰⁹

Cloney Island.

Obi-Two Kenobi?

Ewan: me?

Scarlett Clonehansson.

Harvesting organs takes atoll.

Clone chooses life.

Ewan grows desired organ.

An Army of 'wan.

Ewan's beside himself.

Escape of the Clones.

Coffey made to order.

Ewan's Run.

Lincoln's Run.

Clone away from home.

Ewan shags 3-year-old.

The Fax of Life.

McGregor: Clone ranger.

Another Lincoln frees captives.

Win lottery and die.

Cloning and product placement.

Duplicates cause site issues.

Attack on the clones.

Lottery winners become losers.