Why Am I Still Alive²⁰¹²

Police beat crack-head.

Under interrogation, Humpty cracks.

Humpty's a bad egg.

He's gonna fry!

When eggs go bad...

Victim of police crackdown.

Ovoiding the law.

Whisked away for interrogation.

Hard-boiled detective thriller.

Pig's beef with egg.

In for a beating.

Unblemished record is ova.

Runny from the law.

Egg Cop.

Humpetty criminal.

Cop cracks egg case.

Humpty Gets Eggstradited.

Sunny side cop.

Beginnings of controversial yolk-hold.

Cracking down on eggstremists.

Cop gets ova/egg-cited.

Busted for crack?

Egg tossed by pig.