Rear Window¹⁹⁵⁴

Our topless story tonight...

This Just In.

Female newscasters give head(lines).

Penetrating journalism.

Foxy News Channel.

'Tits' just in...

Bang-up broadcast.

Commentators muff their lines.

Broadcast nudes.

Bad news bares.

Good news bares.

News flash-er.

Six O'Clock Nudes.

Sex is news!

Newsbreeders.

Talking head?

From the nudes desk.

Broadflasht.

Fucks News.

Reports the hole story.

Wankerman.

News makes comedians skit-tish.

Journalism's cunning linguists.