| T O P I C R E V I E W |
| duh |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 04:13:10
Reportedly, a Washington Post competition asked for a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line, but the second line should be the least romantic. I was unable to confirm said competition as the source for these, but they are funny.
This is the winner:
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.
Here are few more:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you because I was pissed.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses have wilted, the violets dead, the sugar bowl's empty just like your head.
I want to feel your sweet embrace
But please don't take that paper bag off your face.
My love, you take my breath away.
You MUST have stepped on something to smell this way?
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime.
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Would you care to write a few?
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I want to grow old with you my sweets, my honey,
I don't really like you, but you have money.
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| Beanmimo |
Posted - 11/20/2009 : 10:21:01
quote:
Originally posted by bife
quote:
Originally posted by Tenmimo
You're strong, seductive sexy and sweet
We'd be a perfect match if you had any feet.
Thanks Bife!! Good to see you popping in again here and the fwto!!
Though I feel i shouldn't leave here without another rhyming couplet...
After weeks of courting this beautiful Dame,
I climbed into bed with "The Crying Game". |
| duh |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 20:58:15
Our hearts beat for each other through the night,
until you stabbed mine during our fight. |
| Chris C |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 17:49:07
Girl, when we met, I could think of no other.
Now, like your Dad, I sleep with your brother.
You were the best thing that happened to me,
till that dose of the clap (your ex's, you see). |
| BaftaBaby |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 16:42:59
You picked me above all the others, you said.
Now all that you pick are your toenails in bed.
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| duh |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 16:29:26
quote:
Originally posted by bife
quote:
Originally posted by Tenmimo
You're strong, seductive sexy and sweet
We'd be a perfect match if you had any feet.
Linda's beautiful, funny and has a great heart 
But I never get laid if in bed I do fart 
Sorry ... both for the bad poem and to my wife Lin ... lucky she doesn't read the fwfr fourum!
Hmmmm, does anyone have Linda's email? |
| bife |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 13:04:25
quote:
Originally posted by Tenmimo
You're strong, seductive sexy and sweet
We'd be a perfect match if you had any feet.
Linda's beautiful, funny and has a great heart
But I never get laid if in bed I do fart
Sorry ... both for the bad poem and to my wife Lin ... lucky she doesn't read the fwfr fourum! |
| Beanmimo |
Posted - 11/18/2009 : 12:57:37
You're strong, seductive sexy and sweet
We'd be a perfect match if you had any feet. |
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