When you invest and then lose large sums of money with Merrill Lynch - you become infused with Mlanger. Also spelled M.L. Anger when diagnosed in medical journals.
n. Town in Leicestershire (UK) after which an unusual blue cheese is named: it is made from sheep's milk and the blueness results from the introduction of rusty nails dipped in rats' urine. Also known as Serendipity.
labiastorical
[I began with 'Labiamental' but then discovered it's a real word]
Pet spending projects by Republican California governors with former movie careers not named Ronald Reagan. These projects often satisfy the special interests which this governor claimed he was going to get out of Sacramento. (oh I'm sorry just realized this was perhaps a little provincial of me - sorry to the world outside of California)
The process by which a young man, having taken up residence with a young woman other than his mother or sisters for the first time, learns how to deal in good humor with PMS and having his razor used for leg and underarm shaving. "It took her only 3 days to primenstrate Ned into being properly pussy-whipped."
Switchaniconic: adj. describing the ego of an actor demanding that their credit be done in particularly strange way. (Ety: From the movie "Switch" where Jimmy Smits demanded his name immediately follow the title: So the commercials had, "Switch. Jimmy Smits." (not "Switch, with Jimmy Smits" or "Switch, starring Jimmy Smits".))
(I only know of this since it is an old MST3K gag.)