A condition that causes a masseuse to fall asleep while giving a massage.
Caroline was looking forward to a long relaxing massage. She was upset when Sergio fell asleep during the act, however it was only due to him being a chiropteraleptic.
spazagnacious the wild spastic hand-waving motion accompanied by screaming that occurs when a person encounters another person with a very large proboscis.
Neueottomacamarglocenhecker the miserably failed attempt at a catchy phrase for the film "Mary Poppins" replaced by the infamous SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS.
In the early 1900's, a study was done that measured the vocal reactions of Jewish brides on their wedding nights. The recording device that was used was called an oyeerectping, because the unit of measurement it used was in "pings" as in when a bride said, "Oy!"
A very disappointed "oy" would record only half a ping, whereas an appreciative "OY!" would record 10 pings.
An islamist nationalist movement whose ideology is to dominate the British cities with their overpriced sandwiches and trendy, but obscure crisps, as well as coffee.
Subfredfrolek uninhibited persons named Fred have an underground festival every decade to celebrate the invention of bubblewrap popping.
"Hey, Fred!" "What, Fred?" "Are you going to the Subfredfrolek this year?" "Is it time for the Subfredfrolek, again? You bet I am. I can't wait to get my hands on some bubblewrap!"
Bulonicalps - Small capsules filled with meat. Normally used in early medication testing as placebo, or at the bi-annual Scottish Geek Commodore 64 Remembrance Week.
Planqoid.. A type of self-assembly furniture, sold by such retail outlets as Ikea and MFI.. ( for those non- Brits amongst us, MFI is an acronym for 'More F******* Instructions' )
The process of a nervous person taking off a woman's bra and not succeeding.
Eg As Tom was shaking as he was attempting to take off Jane's underwear, it seems to take bravnuever and bravnuever. After a while, Jane said that she got a headache, leaving Tom frustrated in more ways than one.