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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:31:51
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t fill them� they�re already spread!
- The FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWPT for a previous �porn star�, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks... er, maybe I should rephrase that!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
FOUR WORD PORNO TITLE OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES - Voting closes NOON Wednesday FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the �porn star�. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWPT # (1-4) 2 POINTS � FWPT # (1-4) 1 POINT � FWPT # (1-4)
- Not vice versa or I'll strangle a penguin.
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner.
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 05:32:08
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ROUND #1 Nicole Kidman �Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Se�n
ROUND #2 Russell Crowe �Glad-he-ate-her.� -- thefoxboy
ROUND #3 Harrison Ford �In Diana Jones.� �- Falken
ROUND #4 Looney Tunes �Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� -- Lindsey K
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Edited by - Falken on 07/06/2006 05:32:58 |
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/06/2006 : 06:46:22
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EEEWWW! |
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 06:48:08
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Shot my load of votes towards Falken. |
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bife "Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 07/08/2006 : 07:25:45
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voted |
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Falken "Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 14:24:22
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FWPT FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS FINAL FOUR RESULTS
8 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 4 LURKERS
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3RD �POSITION� IN THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 8 VOTES
�Glad-he-ate-her.� � thefoxboy (Russell Crowe)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,1) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2ND �POSITION� IN THE FINAL FOUR, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 11 VOTES EACH
�Thighs Wide. Slut.� -- Se�n (Nicole Kidman)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 2,2,2,2,1,1,1)
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�In Diana Jones.� �- Falken (Harrison Ford)
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,1,1,1,1) . . . . . . . . . . AND THE WINNER OF THE FOUR WORD PORN TITLE OF THE YEAR 2005-06 WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (3,3,3,3,3,3) FOR A TOTAL OF 18 VOTES . . . . . . . . . . A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE PORNOLIZER . . . . . . . . . . AND A TETANUS SHOT FOR THE PORNSTAR . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IN 1ST �POSITION� � IT�S
�Shhh....I'm Humping Rabbits.� -- Lindsey K (Looney Tunes)
CONGRATULATIONS Lindsey K! YOU�VE WON THE
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Lindsey K "Hey, that's me."
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 23:52:16
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Wow! I don't know what to say...one of the only contests I've come in first place is for a joke about Looney Tunes commiting bestiality. I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
I'd like to thank Elmer Fudd, Benj for keeping up the site, and Cheese Ed and Falken, without who their consistent "entries" I wouldn't "push myself as hard coming" with pervy puns.
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Cheese_Ed "The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/14/2006 : 21:18:24
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quote: Originally posted by Lindsey K
Wow! I don't know what to say...one of the only contests I've come in first place is for a joke about Looney Tunes commiting bestiality. I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
I'd like to thank Elmer Fudd, Benj for keeping up the site, and Cheese Ed and Falken, without who their consistent "entries" I wouldn't "push myself as hard coming" with pervy puns.
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Chris C "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 07/15/2006 : 11:34:33
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quote: Originally posted by Lindsey K
I need a new word that mixes pride and shame.
Pube-ris |
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Sean "Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 02:05:32
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Congrats, Lindsey! That's a corker FWPT. |
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