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Falken 
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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 Posted - 07/12/2006 : 21:38:38
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS
ENTRANT RULES
- You can�t kill them� they�re already dead!
- The FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS contest is CLOSED to every member of the FWFR site.
- To enter, all you had to have done was think of a FWTO for a previous victim, then win. (It�s much harder than it looks, trust me!).
- Every 3 months, we take the previous 12 weekly winning entries and face them off in a no-holds barred Quarter Final Round
- At the end of the year, the FOUR Quarter Finals winners are pitted against each other for the title of...
 FOUR WORD TASTELESS OBITUARY OF THE YEAR!
VOTING RULES
- Voting closes NOON FWFR-time.
- Send Falken a PM with your votes, *CLICK HERE TO PM FALKEN*
- You do not have to be an entrant to vote, lurker votes are STRONGLY encouraged.
- Voting is as follows, since there are instances of members winning multiple rounds, you will vote for the victim. For instance:
3 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12)
2 POINTS � FWTO # (1-12)
1 POINT � FWTO # (1-12)
- Not vice versa or I'll kill a kitten. 
- If you are included in the FOURNAMENT, voting is NOT mandatory. (Think of it as a Fwiffers Choice Award!)
- The 3 vote non-voting penalty does not apply here.
- You CANNOT vote for yourself.
- You MUST vote for a PREVIOUS winner. |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 21:39:18
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#61 Gwyneth Paltrow
Great Expirations. - - Wheelz
#62 Bruce Willis
Look Who's Coffin. - - turrell
#63 Dakota Fanning
Nine Nein Lives. - - lemmycaution
#64 Faye Dunaway
Fayetality. - - Corduroy Pillow
#65 Keanu Reeves
Walk to the Clouds. - - turrell
#66 Dermot Mulroney
The Rigor Effect. - - Cheese_Ed
#67 Martin Short
Adios Amigo! - - kolo
#68 Clint Eastwood
Impale Rider. - - Corduroy Pillow
#69 Kate Winslet
Rose up to heaven. - - benj clews
#70 Paul Giamatti
Pall Giamatti. - - StaLean
#71 Hugh Grant
The Englishman Who Went. - - Corduroy Pillow
#72 Robin Williams
Bye, centennial man. - - Sbudgie |
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Cheese_Ed 
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 07/12/2006 : 23:07:35
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| Fourst to vote! |
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bife 
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "
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Posted - 07/13/2006 : 06:27:51
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Sean
"Necrosphenisciform anthropophagist."
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 03:09:53
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| Been there, done voting. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 07/17/2006 : 06:56:30
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| That was a difficult one, but I did it! |
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 07/19/2006 : 14:10:50
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FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II ROUND #2 RESULTS
9 VOTERS THIS ROUND, INCLUDING 5 LURKERS 
AND THE WINNERS ARE ~
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CHARGED WITH 3RD DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #2, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH 8 VOTES
Look Who's Coffin. - - turrell ( #62 Bruce Willis )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,1,1,1)
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CHARGED WITH 2ND DEGREE MURDER FOR ROUND #2, AS VOTED BY YOU WITH A TIE OF 9 VOTES EACH
Impale Rider. - - Corduroy Pillow ( #68 Clint Eastwood )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,3,3)
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Bye, centennial man. - - Sbudgie ( #72 Robin Williams )
(VOTE BREAKDOWN 3,2,2,2)
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AND THE WINNER OF ROUND #2 OF THE FWTO FOURNAMENT OF CHAMPIONS II
WITH A VOTE BREAKDOWN OF (2,2,2,1,1,1,1)
FOR A TOTAL OF 10 VOTES
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A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THE VICTOR
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AND A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE VICTIM
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CHARGED WITH MURDER IN THE 1ST DEGREE� IT�S
Fayetality. - - Corduroy Pillow ( #64 Faye Dunaway )
CONGRATULATIONS Corduroy Pillow ! YOU�VE MADE THE FINAL FOUR!!!
FEEL FREE TO GIVE US A FEW WORDS (A CONFESSION OR EULOGY PERHAPS?)
THEN SIT TIGHT, THERE�S MORE TO COME!
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Corduroy Pillow 
"All puns intended"
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Posted - 07/20/2006 : 07:09:00
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| Wow! While it may have been a four-gone conclusion, it was by no means a foregone one. Thanks to all the peeps who made me their second or third choice. ;) Looking fourward to more morbidity. |
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