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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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 Posted - 04/01/2007 : 05:48:13
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It's been rumored that Benj had other FOur WOrd Ideas beofre He stumbled upon his best Idea yet. WHich is FWFR. I've discoverd some of his FWRI (Four Word Rejected Ideas). Anyone else know of any?
Four Word Poetry Contest (FWPC)
- "Fat Cat Sat. Splat!"
- "Say Please. Save Trees."
Four Word Blog Site (FWBS)
- "Woke, Ate, work, Sleep."
- "Life sucks. No Fair."
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ChocolateLady 
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/01/2007 : 06:44:08
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FWBI (Four Word Baking Instructions)
Add, Mix, Bake, Eat.
FWPE (Four Word Political Endorsements)
Vote for him/her.
FWJH (Four Word Jewish Holidays)
Killing attempt failed. EAT!
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/01/2007 : 08:14:35
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FWWI - Four Word Walking Instructions
[homage: Chic Murray]
Alternate feet. Forward. Repeat.
FWTR - Four Word Travel Reports
> Red sands. Kashmiri camels.
> Venetian roads flooded. Gondolas.
> Buxom babes. Hollywood hills.
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/01/2007 : 08:15:23
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quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
FWJH (Four Word Jewish Holidays)
Killing attempt failed. EAT!
And a lovely holiday to you! 
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 04/01/2007 : 08:30:14
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FWGC (Four WOrd GReeting Cards)
- Your Sick, Get Well
- Happy Birthday, To You
- Happy Anniversary from us |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 04/02/2007 : 07:18:53
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FWPA (Four WOrd Personal Ads)
- " Hot Chick needs fun"
- " Single Male not fat" |
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GHcool 
"Forever a curious character."
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Posted - 04/02/2007 : 17:13:48
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
FWJH (Four Word Jewish Holidays)
Killing attempt failed. EAT!
Too generic. 
Also, "Killing attempt succeeded. FAST!" |
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RockGolf
"1500+ reviews. 1 joke."
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Posted - 04/02/2007 : 19:12:41
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Also the FWF (Four Word Forewords) for very short introductions to tiny tomes.
"It's my best work"
"Thanks, Mom & Dad" |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/03/2007 : 09:16:04
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Originally posted by GHcool
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
FWJH (Four Word Jewish Holidays)
Killing attempt failed. EAT!
Too generic.
Also, "Killing attempt succeeded. FAST!"
I actually thought of a bunch of them.
Rosh Hashanna: Pray, EAT, pray, EAT!
Yom Kippur: Fast, pray, fast, EAT!
Succot: Ancient Israelite camping. EAT!
Simchat Torah: Read scroll, repeat: EAT!
Purim: Haman's plot foiled, EAT!
Shavout: Ruth weds Boaz, EAT!
Hanukkah: Maccabis save temple, EAT!
Tu Be'Shevat: Nature's wonderful, let's EAT!
Passover: Exodus succeeds, EAT MATZAH?
And for the Moroccan Jews - Mamoona: Hurrah! Passover's ended, EAT!
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/03/2007 : 11:26:49
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Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote:
Originally posted by GHcool
quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
FWJH (Four Word Jewish Holidays)
Killing attempt failed. EAT!
Too generic.
Also, "Killing attempt succeeded. FAST!"
I actually thought of a bunch of them.
Rosh Hashanna: Pray, EAT, pray, EAT!
Yom Kippur: Fast, pray, fast, EAT!
Succot: Ancient Israelite camping. EAT!
Simchat Torah: Read scroll, repeat: EAT!
Purim: Haman's plot foiled, EAT!
Shavout: Ruth weds Boaz, EAT!
Hanukkah: Maccabis save temple, EAT!
Tu Be'Shevat: Nature's wonderful, let's EAT!
Passover: Exodus succeeds, EAT MATZAH?
And for the Moroccan Jews - Mamoona: Hurrah! Passover's ended, EAT!
Four Word Catholic Celebrations
Christmas; Jesus present, Family presence.
Good Friday; Pilate eggs on crowd.
Easter; Tomb sets saviour free.
Ascension; Jesus shows off undergarments.
Immaculate Conception, Mary's little clean soul
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/03/2007 : 11:45:20
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Originally posted by Beanmimo
Four Word Catholic Celebrations
Christmas; Jesus present, Family presence.
Good Friday; Pilate eggs on crowd.
Easter; Tomb sets saviour free.
Ascension; Jesus shows off undergarments.
Immaculate Conception, Mary's little clean soul
Hm... you guys don't eat much, do you?
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/03/2007 : 12:07:05
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quote:
Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote:
Originally posted by Beanmimo
Four Word Catholic Celebrations
Christmas; Jesus present, Family presence.
Good Friday; Pilate eggs on crowd.
Easter; Tomb sets saviour free.
Ascension; Jesus shows off undergarments.
Immaculate Conception, Mary's little clean soul
Hm... you guys don't eat much, do you?
Yeah, it's mostly guilt, penance and being nice to people even when they are beating the shit out of you. |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/03/2007 : 18:00:20
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Originally posted by Beanmimo
Yeah, it's mostly guilt, penance and being nice to people even when they are beating the shit out of you.
Okay, I'll accept the guilt and penance bit, but the being nice to people even when they're beating the shit out of you - that was just a passing phase for you guys. We, however, have made doing that into an art form!
(But we are trying to stop doing that, a bit, lately.)
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/04/2007 : 04:16:32
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Four Word Bible:
Jesus lived. Died. Lives.
Four Word History:
People. Wars. More people.
Four Word History of Technology:
Wheel. Radio. Television. Internet.
Four Word History of Rock 'n' Roll:
Elvis. Beatles. Lotsa crap.
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/04/2007 : 09:46:42
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Okay, I'll accept the guilt and penance bit, but the being nice to people even when they're beating the shit out of you - that was just a passing phase for you guys.
I never really understood the precarious relationship that survivies between 'Turn the other cheek' and 'The Crusades'.
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 04/04/2007 : 16:15:28
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Originally posted by redPen
Four Word History of Technology:
Wheel. Radio. Television. Internet.
No mention of Al Gore??? |
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