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bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 01:42:29

Is this thread still going?

knockmesilly

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 02:17:26

quote:
Originally posted by bife

Is this thread still going?

_________

we're building a stairway of posts to heaven.

Tori
"I don't get it...."

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 02:22:55

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

MM0rkeleb
"Better than HBO."

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 05:05:41

This is the game that never ends
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And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
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And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
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And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
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...

knockmesilly

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 05:24:08

oh no, my friend. this game ends. it ends right here.

and i win.

TitanPa
"Here four more"

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:01:22

So it's finally over. Thank God I won.

bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:04:44

quote:
Originally posted by M0rkeleb

This is the game that never ends
Yes it goes on and on my friends
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And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
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And they'll continue playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
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...

That was a long post

bife
"Winners never quit ... fwfr ... "

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:06:42

But not as long as this one

Mine's longer than Morkeleb's

Mine's longer than Morkeleb's

I think

Edited by - bife on 05/13/2007 06:08:59

MM0rkeleb
"Better than HBO."

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:18:38

Hey! This isn't a thread to see who has the longest "post"!

Sicko.

Tori
"I don't get it...."

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:48:55

OMGWTHBBQ?

BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."

Posted - 05/13/2007 : 06:54:16

quote:
Originally posted by Tori

You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think.

That's one of my fav Dorothy Parkerisms!

A few more:
That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say No in any of them.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires.

In one of her book reviews for Esquire:
This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.

and, perhaps her most famous,

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

She was that very rare thing, a genuine wit. A few interesting bits about her you may not know.

1893-1967
In 1937, she and her [fully acknowledged gay] husband Alan Campbell were nominated for an Academy Award for the screenplay of
A Star Is Born and altogether they worked on more than twenty scripts in Hollywood [including Hitchcock's Saboteur, in which she makes a cameo appearance]. She hated Hollywood for its pettiness and conservatism, but while there mixed with others of the political left to help found the Screen Writers Guild and the Anti-Nazi League; she was, of course, blacklisted during the McCarthy era.

In NYC, she was famous as a member of the original Round Table at the Algonquin Hotel, along with such literary luminaries and wits as Robert Benchley, P.G. Wodehouse, Harpo Marx, and founder of The New Yorker Harold Ross - for whom she wrote many of her wonderful short stories [somewhere in the BBC radio archives are recordings of several of those stories read by me, including a couple which were dramatized and co-starred Ian Charleson of Chariots of Fire fame.] Eventually, Parker moved into a room in the Algonquin, which she said was big enough to "lay a hat and a few friends."

She was a troubled soul, never entirely getting over the death of her mother when she was eight. Her doomed relationships are well documented, as are her 4 suicide attempts. But she died of natural causes after a life of alcoholism, tears, and a great deal of laughter.

She left her entire estate to Martin Luther King, Jr., even though she had never met him. "You can't take it with you," she once remarked, "and if you did it would probably melt."

Edited by - BaftaBaby on 05/13/2007 07:29:25