Fun fact: I've been working as a semi-professional reviewer for my local paper for almost a year now, and in that time, I've watched and reviewed a total of FOUR bad Nicolas Cage movies. His next movie is National Treasure 2, which does not look like it's going to reverse the trend. No, clearly it's time to end things here and now. So good luck to Mr. Cage in his next life, and I hope he enjoys his