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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
Posted - 08/16/2007 :  12:45:09  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In which FWFR'ers contribute old film titles which could make a new porno film
*Summaries or straplines optional
*Include innuendo which may only be funny in one country!( ie fanny, rubber,wanker, randy ...)

To start the ball rolling ...
*General Spanky ( 1936 )- A look at discipline in the army!
*Boobs in the Night ( 1943 ) - For insomniacs everywhere!
*The Waitress and the Boobs ( 1915 ) - I'll have the special!
*Mr Gay and Mrs (1907) - He hasnt been straight with his wife!
*A Gay time in Washington(1911) - Time for the senator to stand up!

BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
Posted - 08/17/2007 :  17:41:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
A Busy Day At The Corset Factory 1904 - Is that a whale-bone in his pocket or was he just pleased to see her!

A Burlesque Queen 1899 - Bumping and grinding her way into your pants.

Boys of the Topsy-Turvy Ranch 1910 - Guess who's on top?

Demonstrating the Operation of the Harrington Rail Bonding System on the Line of the Coney Island and Brooklyn Railroad Co. 1900 - They're on the move ... in bondage!
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rockfsh 
"Laugh, Love, Cheer"
Posted - 08/17/2007 :  18:03:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
In the Knicker Time (1924)- panties on parade

Shooting Stars (1927)- lock, load and shoot

Good Night, Nurse! (1918)- Can't sleep? Nurse'll help

The Boys Think They Have One on Foxy Grandpa, But He Fools Them (1902)- Grandpa needs whoopie too

Charleston Chain Gang (1902)- rattle that chain, momma
Edited by - rockfsh on 08/17/2007 18:35:25
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ragingfluff 
"Currently lost in Canada"
Posted - 08/17/2007 :  19:17:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Spanking the Naughty Girl (1898): it does exactly what it says on the tin

The Spanking Age (1928): it's thirteen, isn't it?

Spanking Breezes (1926): German Scat Porn at its finest
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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
Posted - 08/18/2007 :  23:53:53  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Rubber Rompers ( 1916 )- - Its squeaky but certainly not clean!

Tickled Pink ( 1940 ) - - Oooh stop that , not there! BWAHAHAHA

Chest of fortune ( 1914 )- Yo ho ho

The secret tunnel ( 1947 )- Plenty of boring goes on here!

What happened in the tunnel (1903) - Plenty, judging by this film!
Edited by - Airbolt on 08/19/2007 00:00:03
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Airbolt 
"teil mann, teil maschine"
Posted - 09/30/2007 :  12:50:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
The Hard Guy (1930 ) - The name says it all!
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duh 
"catpurrs"
Posted - 09/30/2007 :  20:22:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I always thought the title of this old western was a hoot,
The Last Hard Men.
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