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duh "catpurrs"
Posted - 05/11/2005 : 20:48:52
Classy. Mammogram or Pelvic Exam?
lekolight "Now Available in CinemaScope"
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 03:08:43
Mammogram (I've had the male equivalent of a pelvic exam and I still shudder from the experience 15 years later.) Moneygram(TM) or Candygram (TM)
MguyX "X marks the spot"
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 05:00:03
Moneygram (i.e., a rich grandmother) Broad or broadband?
Little Old Lady from Dubuque
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 13:23:05
Broad (especially fun are "little old broads from Dubuque" ... hint, hint!) runaways or hide-a-ways?
rri1 "Mistaken for Wayne Knight!"
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 16:35:28
Hide-a-ways Hide and Seek or Kick the Can?
duh "catpurrs"
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 17:42:35
Hide and Seek, because I'm so good at it that no one can ever find me. Or at least, I guess that's why I was in the attic alone for a week.A large fuzzy cat that insists on sitting on your lap while you sitting on the toilet, or a large fuzzy cat that insists on sprawling across your head while you're sleeping?
lekolight "Now Available in CinemaScope"
Posted - 05/12/2005 : 17:52:20
What about the cat on your lap while you're sleeping while sitting on the toilet? I'll choose while sleeping.Cat Ballou or Catwoman Catatonic or Gin and Tonic
Edited by - lekolight on 05/13/2005 02:52:53
Stalean "Back...OMG"
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 05:26:26
Gin makes me Catatonic, so Vodka and Tonic Keno or Leno?
rri1 "Mistaken for Wayne Knight!"
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 18:50:46
Leno (The odds of getting a good joke on Leno are better than your odds in Keno. But not by much ) Leno or Letterman?
Stalean "Back...OMG"
Posted - 05/13/2005 : 23:58:12
Letterman, as far as which one is more amusing Letterman's Top Ten or Leno's Headlines?
Bavvy "Can't talk. Watching movie."
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 00:10:41
<a href=http://www.nbc.com/nbc/The_Tonight_Show_with_Jay_Leno/headlines/index.shtml"">Headlines</a> of course! Cats or dogs?
lekolight "Now Available in CinemaScope"
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 04:23:06
Dogs Rain or Reign
duh "catpurrs"
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 05:25:13
Rain It makes the grass grow, which means a plentiful hay harvest, provided that the rain stops long enough to make the hay and get it under cover!Disco or Squaredance?
Conan The Westy "Father, Faithful Friend, Fwiffer"
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 06:03:09
Square dance You get to touch the girls and change partners. At a disco most of the girls dance in a group and the guys stand around drinking. More anticipated: Star Wars 3 or Harry Potter 4?
Bavvy "Can't talk. Watching movie."
Posted - 05/14/2005 : 09:20:07
Star Wars 3. But I dont tinhk it can live up to the high expectations (as with episode 1). tom-A-toe or tom-ah-toe?
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