The process by which all female fish in the same school align their periods during the same cycle causing immeasurable grief to all of the male members of the fish school.
Jiminygidget - General name for the gathering of all devices used in soft-porn movies, that are said to arouse anyone near said device on the click of a button. Usually the device itself has a specific name of its own (e.g. Sex-o-matic, Luststarter, Horn-i-ator, etc.), but all these devices can be gathered under the gathered name jimenygidget.
A great miscarriage of justice in which a once amazing institution or technology is dummed down to the point of anonymity so that the mindless masses can bastardize it into something they can understand. AOL committed an aolavisty when they opened up the internet to its user base in 1995.
Theobustavitson - Pushy person that tries to convince people in public places (eg. street, airport) about the existence of a certain god. Usually theobustavistons are easily recognized by either orange clothing, hopelessly old-fashioned fifties suits or other distinct clothing.
Brapiterating (transitive verb) - The repeated smell emanating from a sport's bra band when totally saturated with sweat. Usually, at the point when the exerciser is ready to expire from overheating and exhaustion.
adj. Describes an organ which through the course or evolution has become superfluos to human function, but was once used to pass gass by earlier attempts at the species.
Mantamaru: n. A class of men deemed worthy enough for marriage. Origin is polynesian. As distinguished from mantafuku which suggests a different class of man.
Polypenasma A behavioral disorder which causes one to hoard all the writing utensil's in one's house or office, leaving everyone else forever searching.
Benereft Adj. Benefiting from the loss of a close relative [Orig Olde English, as used in 'The Merry Widow': "The fleabitten dog hath died, and his widow is benereft, with much more gold under her pillow than before."]
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game
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