Benereft Adj. Benefiting from the loss of a close relative [Orig Olde English, as used in 'The Merry Widow': "The fleabitten dog hath died, and his widow is benereft, with much more gold under her pillow than before."]
Very colorful definition, Koli.
oxyflunge A homemade device made from a toilet plunger, used to deliver OxyContin more directly to the brain via the anus.
noun - Accumulated debris and other unknown material in one�s navel. Not to be confused with torsjam; the accumulated debris and unknown material between one�s toes.
NOTE: In pronunciation the "gh" does not carry its usual dipthong sound, but is one of the rare instances that it is prononuced as spelled - tors law guh' huh
I believe the commonly accepted definition of this word has to do with a game that uses something like tarot cards.
However, a more obscure meaning means to suffer a tear in one's apparel. This meaning dates back to when kilted Scots accidentally ripped their tartans on Highland rocks.
pshawpal n. A friend who takes pleasure in indicating impatience, irritation, disapproval, or disbelief with breathy comments such as "pshaw", "pffff", or "sheesh" - usually accompanied by eye rolling.
The pshawpals rolled their eyes and grunted their disapproval with their less cool colleagues.
These were a bunch of Japanese anarchists, determined to disrupt the coronation of Edward VIII in London in (I belive) 1936. They were remanded in custody when their plot was discovered. Disillusioned, they set sail for Japan, and were further disillusioned halfway home to discover that the king had abdicated and it was too late to disrupt the next ceremony.
n. The rude comments construction workers utter at passing women. Also commonly heard among sanitation workers and other blue-collar professions. Synonym - Cat call. As Sophie passed underneath the brick layers she heard the following sickobabble: "I'd like to get me some of that hot chocolate".
Preptomain - Drug that the ancient greeks started to use 2 years before the vanishing of the Greek empire. Although modern greeks still deny this, the drug is probably the cause of this fall. The state of mind you get in when you sniff preptomain from a sheeps' blatter makes you exceptionally easy to kill, which itself is the cause of the term 'sitting greek'.
The normally underdeveloped genitalia of the male of the species Homo habilis. It wasn�t until the eventual evolution of Homo habilis into Homo Erectus that the male�s sexual organs truly came into their own. Contrary to common belief the term Homo Erectus was not based upon the species ability to stand on two legs.
n. The remaining bits of Cheerios left at the bottom of the cereal box usally crushed into fine powder or broken into pieces. Usually the last person to get these complains.
"Little Johnny whined cause his sister left him the omegazos in the cereal box after she got done with it."
Jargling: v. the act of making up words in a game
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