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silly 
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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 Posted - 03/23/2006 : 14:24:12
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Originally posted by duh baker oh no!
Possibly both the worst and the best lyrics ever written:
Weird Al ruined that song for me, with his Jurassic Park:
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Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my chaos theory
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
On no
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/23/2006 : 18:07:36
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They were so Stereotypical in the 80's
The Bangles
Walk Like An Egyptian
(L. Sternberg)
Vicki, Michael, Susanna
All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino
All the bazaar men by the Nile
They got the money on a bet
Gold crocodiles (oh whey oh)
They snap their teeth on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hookah pipes say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian
All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian
All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian |
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MguyX 
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/24/2006 : 21:17:40
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Meet Dane Jansson
Football Offensive lineman
Wichita Collegiate
Wichita , KS
A true
WICHITA LINEMAN
I am a lineman for the county,
and I drive the main road,
Searchin' in the sun
for another overload.
I hear you singing in the wires
I can hear you through the whine
And the Wichita lineman
is still on the line.
I know I need a small vacation
but it don't look like rain
And if it snows that stretch down south
won't ever stand the strain.
And I need you more than want you --
and I want you for all time --
And the Wichita lineman
is still on the line.
And I need you more than want you:
and I want you for all time.
And the Wichita lineman
is still on the line.
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 03/25/2006 : 03:51:20
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Originally posted by silly
Ok, get your funk on, it's time for a litle Sly and the Family Stone... That one seemed a little too obscure (even for me)
So now, I bring you Jimi's classic misheard line..
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!
And Dylan's " My Iranian Beethoven". |
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Cheese_Ed
"The Provolone Ranger"
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Posted - 03/27/2006 : 15:17:10
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The gallery is up to date and here's my late entry:
The Barenaked Ladies had a hit with 'One Week':
It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said I'm angry.
Five days since you laughed at me
saying get that together come back and see me.
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin' achin'shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a waiver
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
[music]
Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'
Watchin X-Files with no lights on.
We're dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one.
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
just so my irons aren't always flying
off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
that make me think of wrong things.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of LOSING my shirt
It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you
and said You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry
Burchmount Stadium Home Of the Robbie
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Edited by - Cheese_Ed on 03/27/2006 16:28:37 |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/27/2006 : 17:27:19
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In the great Chicago tradition, I've voted early (and will also do so often, if necessary)!
(Voting here, voting there, voting today, voting tomorrow...)
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tortoise
"Still reviewing, but slowly."
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Posted - 03/27/2006 : 19:50:56
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turrell 
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/27/2006 : 21:45:37
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quote:
Originally posted by sbudgie
Independent Women - Destiny's Child.
The shoes on my feet (Alf Garnett)
The clothes I'm wearing (Alf Garnett)
The rock I'm rocking (Alf Garnett)
Coz I depend on meat (if I want it)
The watch I'm wearin' (Alf Garnett)
The car I'm driving (Alf Garnett)
I depend on meat, I depend on meat
The lyrics never made too much sense to me, but there you go.
Apparently Destiny's Child watched BBC all the time during their formative years (if they were alive yet)  |
Edited by - turrell on 03/27/2006 22:40:35 |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/27/2006 : 22:53:32
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quote:
Originally posted by silly
Ok, get your funk on, it's time for a litle Sly and the Family Stone... That one seemed a little too obscure (even for me)
So now, I bring you Jimi's classic misheard line..
Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!
Silly - I'm disappointed - I loved the pun. Have you come across The Archive of Misheard Lyrics, which is named after the Jimi Hendrix classic? |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/28/2006 : 20:14:43
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| Voted like a Politician |
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 03/28/2006 : 20:35:18
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| My votes like tender babies in Cheese's hands. |
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/28/2006 : 20:59:11
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| Voted lyrically |
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silly
"That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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Posted - 03/28/2006 : 21:20:12
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| Voted for a few of my favorite things |
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turrell
"Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh Ohhhh "
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Posted - 03/28/2006 : 22:21:53
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Falken
"Intestinal Fourtitude."
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Posted - 03/29/2006 : 05:52:18
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It's Rainin' Votes! Hallelujah!
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Avatar Contest - Song Lyrics
