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redPen "Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 08:26:44
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quote: Originally posted by ChocolateLady
quote: Originally posted by redPen Gore With The Wind - Rhett Butler returns from the Civil War . . . and begins a bloodbath that would rival Gettysburg!
Are you shure this isn't the documentary done by an ex-VP about the bad handling of the Katrina disaster?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 12:00:37
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[blush]Why, thank you very kindly, sir.[/blush] |
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Chris C "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 20:08:52
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quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote: Originally posted by Chris C
quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote: Originally posted by redPen
Back to the Suture
Just want you to know I've had this as a pending review since 23 March, though for a different film!
Hopefully not this one!
No, dagnabbit Chris, it wasn't ... but -- sigh -- I suppose I'll have to delete mine now in all good conscience. It was for the sequel to the original Dr Kildare film -- which I think even you will agree is a far better match!
Ah, well ... c'est la vie!
PS Have a nice break, wherever you're off to!
PPS -- Have also been forced to vote for Evil Andy's review
Given the recent relaxation in the "Genericity" rules, it would probably stil go through. I'd vote for it. |
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Chris C "Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/19/2007 : 20:13:51
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quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
The Young Lioons - WWII romp in which Brando, Dean Martin and Montgomery Clift take over a German insane asylum
Also:
Field of Creams Dr Ho Coldfinger Lust in Translation Get Sporty Lord of the Kinks Sliderman (The Silver Surfers little brother?)
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redPen "Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/20/2007 : 07:34:41
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Lord of the Kinks
Y'see? ANOTHER Ray Davies flick!
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redPen "Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/20/2007 : 07:46:16
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300 30K - The Spartans call for backup! Mobster House - Cartoon about "the spooky Mafia headquarters across the street" Camelob - Merlin invents tennis. Sings about it. What Ever Happened to Baby Kane? - Sequel studies the mysterious "death" of Charles Foster Kane's only son. Borap - Irritating fake Serb gets an album deal with Def Jam Records. Grey Lady Gown - Drab garb stars. Doe Hard - Bambi's sis is back in the woods, and man, is she pissed! Sinderella - After Prince Charming dumps her, former princess becomes crack whore. Barter Shop - Ice Cube opens a flea market in the 'hood. Buck to the Future- Astronaut Rogers ends up leaving the 25th Century, attempting to return to the 20th, but landing in the 35th! D'oh! |
Edited by - redPen on 04/20/2007 07:53:21 |
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redPen "Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 07:39:16
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quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote: Originally posted by redPen
Back to the Suture
Just want you to know I've had this as a pending review since 23 March, though for a different film!
Sexy minds think alike, Baf! |
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BaftaBaby "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 07:42:49
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Thanks ChrisC and RedP
Let's see if the MERPs agree! <fingers crossed smilie!>
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Airbolt "teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/21/2007 : 22:11:06
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For fans of the obscure reference
Fanty by Gaslight - The early days of a sadistic thug before he was in "The Big Combo"
Fanty and Elvis - He makes a miraculous recovery from the Grenades and meets up with the King!
Peril from the Planet Mingo - Whattaya know? His partner made it out too , to star in this sci fi epic! |
Edited by - Airbolt on 04/21/2007 22:12:43 |
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TitanPa "Here four more"
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 07:37:58
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quote: Originally posted by redPen
quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
quote: Originally posted by redPen
Back to the Suture
Just want you to know I've had this as a pending review since 23 March, though for a different film!
Sexy minds think alike, Baf!
Already been done |
Edited by - TitanPa on 04/23/2007 07:39:40 |
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TitanPa "Here four more"
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 07:53:38
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Lord of the Rungs - Frodo carries around a Ladder
Prince of Tires - Babs fals in love with a Tire Salesman
Dude, Wheres My War? - Bush sends troops to the wrong country.
J-Men - Will Smith quits the MIB and creates his own Team to fight Alien Mutant crminals.
Slider-man - Peter Parker slides down a radioactive slide. Peter fights crime sliding all over the place.
War of the Noses - Pinocchio and Cyrano de Bergerac break up
Money Pie - Tom Hanks buys a run down Pastry shop.
Polite Academy - Steve Guttenberg arrests people who are rude.
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Beanmimo "August review site"
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 15:04:47
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It's a Wonderful Wife, when stepford went right.
Bone with the Wind, porn that won't wait till tomorrow.
How the West was Win, examples of mixing tenses and how it all can go horribley wrong
The Canonball Nun, crazy slapstick adventure of a nun who joins the wacky race to save her convent and the orphans they teach.
Groundhog Gay, a man goes through a series of meaningless one night stands which all feel just the same as each other.
Hamburger Bill, young carefree teenagers embark on what should be a summer of hi-jinks. Beginning with a meal to celebrate the end of school. They all order burgers and the ensuing squabble about the bill turns into a bloody siege involving the local police and army.
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Beanmimo "August review site"
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 15:05:24
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quote: Originally posted by AIRBOLT
Funny Boner 100 Gays to murder your wife The Gay Boy The Adventures of Fuck Finn Better Fuck Tomorrow Fuck Rogers Just my Fuck Thumbfucker Fucker - The man and his Dream
Ha all those fuckers are funny. |
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Stalean "Back...OMG"
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Posted - 04/23/2007 : 23:48:31
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Forrest Pump: Forrest masturbates. (Thanks, redPen!) Forrest Lump: Forrest matures. Forrest Gimp: apropos, actually Forrest Bump: Forrest bumps his head. Forrest Dump: Forrest has a BM. Forrest Hump: Forrest gets laid. Forrest Jump: Forrest jumps off Tallahatchie Bridge. Forrest Mump: Forrest contracts the mumps. Forrest Rump: Forrest's ass widens. Forrest Sump: Forrest's sewer backs up. Sorest Gump: Gump goes to prison. Forrest Gum : Forrest gets dentures. |
Edited by - Stalean on 04/25/2007 00:57:21 |
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redPen "Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/24/2007 : 10:08:35
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quote: Originally posted by StaLean
Forest Pump: Forest gets laid.
Heh heh, this one sounds more like Forrest (subtle spell correction there) doesn't get laid, and spends the whole film masturbating!
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