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Shiv 
"What a Wonderful World"
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 Posted - 04/24/2007 : 11:03:56
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Originally posted by redPen
Planet of the Abes - Astronauts go through a "ripple in time," and land on Earth, circa 1863, to find that Abraham Lincoln has cloned himself 10,000,000 times upon hearing an assassination rumor.
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redPen 
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/24/2007 : 17:34:10
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Originally posted by Shiv
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Originally posted by redPen
Planet of the Abes - Astronauts go through a "ripple in time," and land on Earth, circa 1863, to find that Abraham Lincoln has cloned himself 10,000,000 times upon hearing an assassination rumor.
Now, this one I want to see
Shiv:
You finance me with about 6 months' salary, and I'll sit right down and hammer it out! Then, we're off to Hollywood!
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 04/24/2007 : 18:16:53
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Second Hand Lions
Second Hand Lines -
Second Hand Lanes - Roy Munsen invests in a broken down bowling ally.
Second Hand Panes -
Second Hand Zions -
Second Band Lions -
Second Land Lions
Second Hand Pions -
Second Sand Lions -
Second Wand Lions - Harry Potter's new wand conjures only ravenous wild lions. |
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TitanPa 
"Here four more"
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Posted - 04/24/2007 : 19:28:47
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Rome Alone - Kevin Travels back in time to Ancient Rome.
When Harry Met Wally - Harry visits The Cleavers
The Pound of Music - The Hills are alive with the sounds of dogs!
A Liver Runs Through It - Southern white blood cells fish in the Bloodstream
Sweat Home Alabama - Reese goes back home to exercise
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 15:13:11
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Logan's Rum - Wolverine gets thirsty
Logan's Bun - Wolverine gets hungry
Hogan's Run - Out of shape Aussie attempts marathon
Carlito's Gay - Shock as Carlito is outed!
The Green Gay - The Hulk sequel takes a new twist!
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Airbolt
"teil mann, teil maschine"
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 15:15:36
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Originally posted by redPen
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Originally posted by StaLean
Forest Pump: Forest gets laid.
Heh heh, this one sounds more like Forrest (subtle spell correction there) doesn't get laid, and spends the whole film masturbating!
In UK slang - " Hanks Wanks" |
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 15:39:33
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Guys, you're making me laugh and spew coffee onto my keyboard.
The Godfather
The Godlather: Don Corleone's porn film is shot in the shower.
She Godfather: Ursula Andress ('She') reincarnates as the don.
The Fogfather: Father Robert Malone of The Fog comes back to haunt the townfolk.
The Gobfather: At his chocolate factory, Charlie dominates the candy industry with his Everlasting Gobsuckers. "A candy you can't refuse." |
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Stalean
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 16:20:35
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| F-F-For-r-rest G-G-Gump: Forrest pretends he is a fool, only to become Emperor of Rome. |
Edited by - Stalean on 04/25/2007 16:21:33 |
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 18:06:30
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Back To The Future
Buck to the Future - Uncle Buck travels in time
Bark to the Future - Einstein gets stuck in the past
Bach to the Future - Bach goes traveling in time
Beck to the Future - The Loser travels through time
Hack to the Future - Hackers hack into computers in the past
Jack to the Future - Before the Titanic sinks, Jack finds a time machine
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BaftaBaby 
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 20:27:01
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The Lost World
The Most World: A capitalist parable wherein an entire town pools resources to stage a mass buyout to control the rest of the world
The Post World: A strange zombie tale featuring dead mailmen who emerge to deliver letters as a ploy to attack and eat the addressees. Film poster tagline: Discover the real dead letter office!
The Cost World: A documentary explaining relative monetary values.
The Host World: Alien invasion tale wherein a lost space crew think they've landed back on their home planet, to discover ... they haven't.
The List World: starring Jim Carrey and Russell Crowe as two insane professors whose only means of communication is by making shopping lists.
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 04/25/2007 : 21:35:20
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| She Lost World - Woman is unable to find a (small) missing planet, despite spending an hour hunting through the depths of her handbag. |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/26/2007 : 09:46:15
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Originally posted by Chris C
She Lost World - Woman is unable to find a (small) missing planet, despite spending an hour hunting through the depths of her handbag.
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 04/26/2007 : 15:10:34
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Originally posted by BaftaBabe
The Post World: A strange zombie tale featuring dead mailmen who emerge to deliver letters as a ploy to attack and eat the addressees. Film poster tagline: Discover the real dead letter office!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Master And Commander
Baster and Commander: Capt. Jack Aubrey demonstrates how to bake a turkey.
Easter and Commander: Capt. Jack Aubrey demonstrates how to dye Easter eggs. Guest appearance by Martha Stewart.
Caster and Commander: Rev. Maclean (A River Runs Through It) helps Aubrey's crew with their fishing techniques.
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 04/26/2007 : 20:18:07
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Office Spice - Spice Girls work at the office
Lukes of Hazzard - Luke Skywalker joins Luke Duke in Hazzard
Pukes of Hazzard - Hazzard County gets a virus
Dikes of Hazzard - Daisy Duke Switches Teams
Nukes of Hazzard - Iran better watch out!!!!
Finding Nero - While Rome burns...the search for Nero continues
Funding Nemo - Nemo needs money to travel to the Atlantic Ocean
Binding Nemo - Nemo eats cheese
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duh
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 04/26/2007 : 21:48:47
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Originally posted by TitanPa
Office Spice - Spice Girls work at the office
Lukes of Hazzard - Luke Skywalker joins Luke Duke in Hazzard
Pukes of Hazzard - Hazzard County gets a virus
Dikes of Hazzard - Daisy Duke Switches Teams
Nukes of Hazzard - Iran better watch out!!!!
Finding Nero - While Rome burns...the search for Nero continues
Funding Nemo - Nemo needs money to travel to the Atlantic Ocean
Binding Nemo - Nemo eats cheese
Ssssssssizzzle! You're hot today, Titanpa. |
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