Lone With The Wind - THe Lone Ranger doesn't give a damn! Gong With The Wind - After the CIA Chuck Barris moves to Georgia Gone With The Wand - Harry Potter doesn't give a damn about his wand Gone With THe Wine - Jesus turns water into wine. Rhett drinks it. Gone With The Hind - John Bobbit turns gay so Lorena cuts off his ass Gone Witt the Wind - Alicia Witt as Scarlett Gore With the Wind - An Inconvenient Truth: A tale of Twisters
Cowering Inferno - Newman and McQueen beat back out of control fire with manly scowls and testosterone
and its sequels
Lowering Inferno - Beaten back fire begins to get grumpy and scowl back
Powering Inferno: The Revenge - The fire, motivated by revenge, uses modern technology to pursue Newman and McQueen and destroy them
By a different director Lowering Inferno - an innovative solution is devised in response to an out of control towering inferno. Lower it into the centre of the earth where there are lots of other fiery things
Ghost Hider - focuses on the family that befriends Casper. Ghost Aider - abandoned title for Ghost Hider Ghost Ruder - Don Rickles plays the spirit of a deceased insult comic who haunts Hollywood Ghost Ryder - Winona buys it.
Apocalypse Bow - The Maguffin in a Hitchcock-inspired thriller wherein a high-toned fashion designer is recruited by the CIA to devise a nuclear powered ribbon.
Apocalypse Cow - The sad post-nuclear tale of how BSE mutates into an international dairy epidemic.
Apocalypse Dow - Frenetic members of the stock exchange become capitalist zombies.
Apocalypse How? - a self-help documentary appealing to those who wish to destroy the planet.
Apocalypse Low - annihilation under the radar.
Apocalypse Mow - The story of a very naughty piece of garden machinery.
Apocalypse Pow! - TMNT sequel.
Apocalypse Row - 1930's depression story of how one street triumphs over adversity.
Apocalypse Sow - Farmers on the rampage.
Apocalypse Tow - Garage mechanic sets out to dominate the world.
Apocalypse Wow! - Mockumentary by Christopher Guest about a Big Sur artist colony which chooses to remain on Earth instead of leaving on the fleet of evacuation rockets when world scientists predict the planet's destruction by a rapidly-approaching asteroid.
quote:Originally posted by BaftaBabe Apocalypse Cow
This was actually mentioned as a "villain" on the short-lived but well-written live-action Fox TV version of The Tick. It was stated that Apocalypse Cow was 50 feet tall and shot fireballs from her teats!!!!!!!!!!
And now, for a legenday (and underrated) Hollywood flop's flipflop!
Heaven's Gate
Heavin's Gate - the story of a lavatory door Leaven's Gate - yeast factory documentary Heaven's Late - the day AFTER the Apocalypse (from the producers of "Left Behind") Heaven's Date - the pressures of dating the homecoming queen Heaven's Gaze - a psych patient just knows God is watching her! Heaven's Dare - the story of Job and the bet between God and the Devil Heaven's Fate - the last sequel to "The Prophecy" Heaven's Gale - a storm destroys a notorious brothel Heaven's Game - working title to Heaven's Dare Heaven's Gape - astronauts slip through a rip in the stratosphere . . . and meet St. Peter!