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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 06/23/2007 : 22:48:48
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... which you knew would be rejected, but you just had to submit it anyway?!!
I've only done it a couple of times, and have always taken the decline in good grace. It was no surprise to see my latest land plop in my reject pile today, but I thought some of you might think it funny:
Silence of the Lambs: Baa. Baa. SHUT UP!!
Anyone have any other personal gems that you know won't make it into MERPville but you'd like to share with us?
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Salopian "Four ever European"
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Posted - 06/23/2007 : 23:28:45
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I've certainly submitted many which I thought were probably too 'generic' but which I thought were worth it on the off chance. |
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BaftaBaby "Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 06/23/2007 : 23:39:06
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Please don't misunderstand. I'm hoping people will share reviews they know have no possibility of being accepted, but which are funny. Post them so we can all have a laugh.
This is NOT a thread of complaint that something didn't get accepted. It's about FWFRs which you KNOW haven't a chance in a gazillion of getting through.
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duh "catpurrs"
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Posted - 06/23/2007 : 23:48:30
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quote: Originally posted by BaftaBabe
Silence of the Lambs: Baa. Baa. SHUT UP!!
LOL!!! |
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Joe Blevins "Don't I look handsome?"
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Posted - 06/24/2007 : 00:31:37
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A recent example from my reject pile was my review of Lifeboat: "Hitchcock's About a Buoy." I knew that review was doomed for factual inaccuracy when I submitted it, but figured I'd give it a chance anyway. Same with my critique of Paint Your Wagon: "Note-by-Note West." Doesn't quite work, but it made me laugh anyway. |
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Whippersnapper. "A fourword thinking guy."
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Posted - 06/24/2007 : 02:31:11
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There was my "Million Dollar Hotel" review - "Well worth checking out."
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demonic "Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 06/24/2007 : 03:58:24
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That review being declined is a crime. |
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ChocolateLady "500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 06/24/2007 : 07:00:36
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Certainly, many times. In fact, I can't remember what movie it was for or the review, but I remember for one I actually put in the comments something like "OK, you can reject this, but I just had to submit it".
(Right now I'm waiting for them to reject my review for Portraits Of Anorexia which is: "Fat Chance Film, ironically!" because the film was produced by a compnay called Fat Chance Films. Really!)
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Edited by - ChocolateLady on 06/24/2007 07:08:24 |
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rockfsh "Laugh, Love, Cheer"
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Posted - 06/24/2007 : 16:54:40
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Brigadoon - a lad, lass, alas |
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silly "That rabbit's DYNAMITE."
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Posted - 06/26/2007 : 21:57:20
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I submitted "Free the Pee!" for Bridge to Terabithia; although I know that quotes very rarely make it as FWFR.
But if you asked my kids what happened in the movie, that's probably what they'd tell you. |
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