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Beanmimo 
"August review site"
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 Posted - 03/24/2007 : 21:13:33
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Tell me if it has been done before!!
A game i played with my friends (usually after a couple of beers) was to work out your porn star names the rules are simple
A) take the name of your first family pet Mine in Sebastian
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B) and add to iy your mothers maiden name mine is O'Dea
so my porn star name would have been
Sebastian O'Dea
that isn't so funny but some I have come across (no pun intended, fnar fnar) are absolutely hysterical.
Give it a go.
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Edited by - Beanmimo on 03/24/2007 23:05:28 |
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Stalean 
"Back...OMG"
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Posted - 03/24/2007 : 22:38:48
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I always thought the Prison Bitch Name Generator was a hoot!  Using your name from above (Sebastian O'Dea), you would be "Bowel Boy."  |
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demonic 
"Cinemaniac"
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 02:20:24
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In prison I would be The Gerbil. Let's hope Richard Gere doesn't get arrested for anything.
My porn star name is much better - Pussy Barnett. |
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w22dheartlivie
"Kitty Lover"
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 03:38:48
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| Following all of this, my porn name would be Kasha Kelley, and my real name in the prison bitch is The Perv. |
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lemmycaution 
"Long mired in film"
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 05:11:52
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| I'm Schwartz Moore. no big deal. |
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duh 
"catpurrs"
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 06:00:01
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| Duchess Nelson. Pretty ho-hum, eh? |
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 11:47:08
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Duffy McKinnon. More cutesy and less hunky, ay?
The other version I've heard is the first family pet, matched with the street you grew up on. In my case, that would be:
Duffy Overridge. Eh, still cutesy, but at least ya get a variety!
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Chris C
"Four words, never backwards."
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Posted - 03/25/2007 : 19:01:43
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Porn star name: Chirpy L****l
Prison name: Hung-like-a-horse   |
Edited by - Chris C on 04/10/2007 23:09:19 |
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MguyX
"X marks the spot"
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Posted - 03/26/2007 : 05:28:30
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Porn star name: Buck Davenport
Prison name: Hung-like-a-horse
(Chris and I must have something in common!) |
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ChocolateLady
"500 Chocolate Delights"
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Posted - 03/26/2007 : 08:05:44
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Porn name Atlas Solomon becomes prison name Horse Hung Harry.
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TitanPa
"Here four more"
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Posted - 03/26/2007 : 08:30:00
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Porn Name: Bo Semmel
Prison Name: Honey Hole
WHy is is the Prison name sounds a whole lot better. |
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/10/2007 : 08:26:55
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Prison Name: Skidmarks
(This makes perfect sense, as that's exactly what I'd be makin' on the prison floor gettin' away from the friendly boys!)
Question: Is there any sense to these prison names, or do you think we're being suckered into wasting our time entering our first and last names, then being slapped with an absolutely random bitch moniker?
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BaftaBaby
"Always entranced by cinema."
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Posted - 04/10/2007 : 09:56:43
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quote:
Originally posted by redPen
Question: Is there any sense to these prison names, or do you think we're being suckered into wasting our time entering our first and last names, then being slapped with an absolutely random bitch moniker?
No! You think
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redPen
"Because I said so!"
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Posted - 04/11/2007 : 10:38:49
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Oh, Baf, you KNOW how I HATE SARcasm!!!!!!!!!    |
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Little Old Lady from Dubuque
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Posted - 04/18/2007 : 14:24:08
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| Oh My! I'd be Fluffy Clinton! |
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Beanmimo
"August review site"
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Posted - 04/18/2007 : 15:23:11
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quote:
Originally posted by Little Old Lady from Dubuque
Oh My! I'd be Fluffy Clinton!
Nice, that's as good as the best = two that I've heard before both people from Galway in Ireland
He was Satan Murphy
She was Brandy Trotter |
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Your Porn Star Names
